smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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