did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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