Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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