I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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