i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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