so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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