3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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