Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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