i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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