We won't sleep together?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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