Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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