Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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