ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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