he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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