i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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