I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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