i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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