My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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