You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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