fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
dude. I can hear the air.
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