I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
