: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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