if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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