that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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