you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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