I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's not cheating when I paid for it
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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