is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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