Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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