So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Pants 0. Shit 1.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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