Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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