im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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