her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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