i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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