Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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