I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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