Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Did I show you my penis last night?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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