The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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