Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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