My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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