She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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