On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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