I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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