I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
There's even glitter on my cock...
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