i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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