thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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