Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize