I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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