didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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