return my video game
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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