your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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