I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Are my feet made of real feet?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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