I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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