Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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