I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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