Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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